Things you should NEVER say to fangirls:

sora-baggins:

Whovians: I skipped nine.

Potterheads: They’re just books.

Tolkienites: Why didn’t the eagles just drop them off?

Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.

Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.

Sherlockians: I hate Mrs Hudson.

Hiddlestoners or Cumberbabes: But he is ugly.

All fandoms: Its not real. Its only a stupid story.

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

emmablackery:

hobgoblinhero:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period, end of story. 

perhaps you’re just marrying a norman

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

carryonmy-assbutt:

petitepluume:

I did a thing.

if only 

uirukii:

deepfriedtwinkie:

mommamorte:

tehfawx:

teratocybernetics:

idlnmclean:

winneganfake:

mrrmq999:

Inside Lightsaber!! 

OK, now normally, while I’m a Star Wars geek, I don’t tend to reblog a ton of SW stuff. This, though… this just had me drooling over all the craftsmanship. Brilliantly done. 

It cuts. Not like in the movies. It’s contained in glass instead of plasma or magnetic containment. Neat first generation prototype. Fragile and requires everyone to wear special glasses to avoid blindness.

You know if I’m reblogging Star Wars, it’s got to be something really cool.

Wow yes sign me up for a lot of these

I’ll take 500 please.

…..A …..a real lightsaber…….

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